Why do i to much?

i all the time and to every thing. You name it Spongebob, Dora,and Two and a half men. im afraid that my seamen will dry up i i cant have kids. I tried to stop. I burned my in a fire to try and stop, i stabed it with a knife but no matter wat i cant stop. plez help my gf moved out becauz she saw my seamen in the refridgerator. plez help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!